1. (To Baby) That's the doggie's toothbrush, use your own.
2. (To Puggle and Baby) OUT of the dishwasher. Now. Both of you. Out Out Out!!!!
3. (To Baby about Terrier) Leave Kodi alone when she is doing her "special dance" with the pillow. And, yes, that means leave the pillow alone, too. (will leave that to your own imagination)
4. (To Puggle) WAIT till he drops the food. DO NOT take it out of his hands.
5. (To Baby) That is not a pool. That is their water bowl. Take your toy out of it.
6. (To Puggle) IF you wake the baby up, YOU are going to have to watch him.
7. (To Baby) Bruschi can't read. He doesn't know what to do with your Elmo book.
8. (To All) Off. Off. Off the couch. All of you. Mama wants to sit down.
9. (To Baby) Those are the doggie treats. You don't eat their treats, they don't eat your.... what the hell, go ahead...
10. (To Terrier) Not your stroller. You have to walk.
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